dr.Peps

Somebody once told me that Obi-Wan Kenobi would save a dumb kid from Tatooine. With a princess and a criminal, two droids and a furball, Luke, you'll save the whole galaxy. Well, the dark side's coming and it don't stop coming. Gonna need to find a Muppet named Gilda. He hops on your back, teaches you to fight. Your friend gets frozen in carbonite. You're facing off the Vader man, his lightsaber, lasers, your right hand. Leia's in the swimsuit, swang, kidnapped by a slug dude. Hey, Luke, you're a Jedi, and the bad guy's your dad. Hey, Luke, kill the deaths, our Muppetine is so bad. May the Force be with you. Don't forget you kissed your sister, Bill.