Спартак Ягудин

There's porn everywhere. I mean, how can you not be a sex addict? It's on the television. Someone said, go and look on so-and-so channel 614. It's fantastic. I thought, oh God, all right. So, I sat there, and do you know what I saw? Disgusting. Like a faded grey picture of a fat old bloke stood there with his dick in his hand. And I realized I hadn't switched the television on.