dr.Peps

hey mom a young sailor's been out at sea for a really long time and he goes over to one of the other sailors and he says we've been out here so long i'm really lonely he says well just go stick your penis in that barrel and uh it'll take care of you so the sailor goes over and does it and comes back goes that's amazing can i do that every day he said uh every day except for the day it's your turn in the barrel oh my gosh oh my gosh