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Here's your half. Why? Why can't I have that half? Okay, here. But why did you want to give me that to begin with? It's the same thing! It's the same thing! It's literally the same sandwich cut in half. But why didn't you want to give me that one first? I don't care which one you want. Here, you want this one? Take it. No, I want that one now. Blaze! What's the one you want now? It's the same fucking sandwich! Never mind, I don't want anything.