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because I'm a monster until I've had my coffee, or at least my coffee cake, and then I have to shave because I'm a very, very hairy man, and so, wait, that's not, oh, I forgot that the cake messed up my razor. I'm really starving at this point because all I've eaten today is cake, so I have my breakfast cake, my cereal cake, my milk cake, wow, how many times can I say cake in a day? Then health and fitness is important to me, so I work out, eat the salt lamp, and then wash it all down with water. Staying hydrated is super important, so look at me hydrating with that big water cake, and then I'm not gross. I have to get that sweat off me. I take a bath and eat my bath bomb cake, and it's also important that I don't just work, right? All work and no play makes Johnny a sad bad boy, so I play Jenga by myself, and then once I'm done with that, I'm very cultured, so I go to the museum to look at the art, and that's really delicious art too, and I'm really usually sick to my stomach at this point because I've eaten like 12 cakes, so I take my Pepto-Bismol and my Gas-X and my other meds, and then it's time for bed. It's a big day. I'm full, but before I sleep, I have just a couple more cakes. Yeah.