Арсен Красилов

What is this? This new ice cream we are feeding our kids. Is it petrified alien? This shit don't melt, but instead it just turned black. Throw it away. I'm not fucking with that, bro. Food is not real no more. I can't believe I got one. I got a rubbery watermelon. The texture is so weird, like you gotta bend it so far before it will break. Fake