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Когда пауку дали ЛСД, When given a minute dose of LSD, the spider's web took on an unfamiliar, minimalist structure. When given caffeine, the web's structure was not affected, but the spider's behavior was. Given THC, the active ingredient in marijuana, the spider didn't build a web. It built a hammock, where it lay all day and watched the caffeine spider go. When given alcohol, the spider built a web, found a mate, and raised over a hundred young. But the mate got a restraining order, and now the spider can't go within a hundred centimeters of the web. The crack cocaine spider figured building webs was for suckas, waited till the caffeine spider was exhausted, then came up behind it and popped a cap in its ass.