Артур Орловский

In post-soviet countries we don't say: Wow, that's crazy. We say: Oy blyaa. In post-soviet countries we don't say: Hmm, that's weird. We say: Blyat. In post-soviet countries we don't say: Ouch, that hurts. We say: Blyaaaat. In post-soviet countries we don't say: I'm shocked. We say: Blyaaaat. In post-soviet countries we don't say: Oh, I'm tired.