dr.Peps 🇺🇿

I can't! Gotcha! Tell you what, I'll buy an ice cream at the cafe and I think we'd probably better be on our way. Dad, do we have to go so soon? I promised your mum I'd have you home by seven. Dad! Yeah? Why did you and mum get a divorce? The thing is, Paul, it was all your fault. See, mum and I were perfectly happy before you came along. What really drove us apart was the strain of trying to keep two careers going while I'm going to look after you. Your relentless daily grind, no butter, no relief, no chink of light, and then your mum lost a figure, put on too much weight, and mislaid her libido. Sadly, you destroyed our relationship. Come on, mate, race you to the cafe.