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Breaking News. Reality is off. Unusual incidents are currently being reported worldwide. Eyewitnesses describe abnormally large domestic animals appearing in multiple cities. Whoa, you see this? That thing is huge! Keep distance! Holding altitude, staying wide. This is insane. It sees us. Pulling away. Bring up that backup! What the hell?